The Official Rules on Sweat Pants

Sometimes I wonder what my legacy would be if I died tomorrow.  If my largest contribution would be to present the official rules of sweat pants, I would be fine with that.

No sweatpants allowed in public unless...

1. It is between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am.
2. You are working out.
3. You just finished an outdoor workout and have not stopped home yet.
4. You just finished an indoor workout and did not shower and change afterward and have not stopped home yet, you sweaty smelly animal.
5. You are on your way to a workout and cannot wait to conduct your public business until after your workout to change.
6. You are at a pajama party and you sleep in sweat pants.
7. You are helping a friend move or volunteering manual labor.
8. It is the zombie apocalypse.

Now let's define "public".

1. Anywhere that is outside your house and property.
2. Anywhere not inside a hotel room or house / yard you are renting.
3. A friend or family's home where you haven't known every person there for at least one year.